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Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

Reblogging again for the comments above ^

“My father killed Voldemort” is the new “Voldemort killed my parents”

THE COMMENTS OH MY GOD. I can’t. But seriously guys, you don’t think the rules would have changed in 19 years?

“The fuck are you doing wandering around the corridors at night?”

“My father saved your ass.”